Kisi Bazurg Ne Kaha Hy,
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Larkiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi
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Husband Ki Talaash Mein
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Or Baki Aadhi
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Husband Ki Talashi Mein Guzar Jati Hy..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 477 views

Ameer hai ya gareeb hai

Dost:docter ye kiun pochte hain subah kia khaya raat ko kia khaya.
2nd dost:yaar is se mareez ki mali halat ka pata lag jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Meri fikar na kiya......

Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???

Student : sir aap meri fikar na kiya kare
aap school shuru karwa diya kare.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Yar tm apne kamre ki

Sardar: Yar tm apne kamre ki khirkiyoun main parde kyoun nhi agate ho.. Bechari bhabi ko kapre change karte hwe lights off karna parti hai

Friend: Matlab tm khirki se jhankte ho…?

Sardar: Nhi to main kyoun jahnko bhale main to kamre k andar hota hn

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Pathan Was Playing

A Pathan Was Playing
“Kon Banega Carore Pati”
Shahrukh Khan Asked:

“Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao”
Pathan Replied:

“Hum Ko Pagal Samajhti Haikya?
4 Options Kidhar Hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Back To Life

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)