Khubsoorat Akhlaaq
Hazaron Musibton
Se
Nijaat Dilata Hai,,

Magar,

Bivi Se Nahi..;-p

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1269 views

Who Is Stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The

Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The.1 Funny Bhikari Aaya,

Sab Logon Se Bheek Maangi,Paise Kamaye Or Taxi Main Baith Kar Chala Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fursat Fatte Haal Ki Badnaseebi

Ustad Fursat Fafte Haal Ji Apni Badnaseebi Ka Haal Kuch Is Tarha Sunate Hai

Apni Badnaseebi Ka Haal Kis-Kis Ko Sunaun, Aye Doston.
Girlfriend Ke Number Pe

Recharge Karane Gaya,
Aur Recharge Karne Wala Uska Bhai Nikla,

Haaye Mar Gaya, Bahut Maara Sale Ne,

Hat Jaao Yaaro Hospital Ja Raha Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 persn 2 other

1 persn 2 other:
Tune uske liye cigrt chodi?
Ha Daru chod di?
Ha Jua chod dia?
Ha To fir shadi kyu nai ki?

Kyuki itna sudhar gaya tha ki usse acchhi mil gayi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Doctor

'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,

'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'

Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)