Nahi Tumhari Behn Se!

Boy Friend:
Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha
Mujhe Nahi Lagta K Humari Shadi Hogi

Girl Friend: Kiyo Mere Papa Se
Mile Thai Kia?

Boy Friend: Nahi Tumhari Behn Se!

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