Titanic was sinking…
Titanic was sinking…
Santa: How far is the earth from here?
Banta: 1 kilometer.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: in which direction..?
Banta: Downwards !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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