1 Admi GOLU Ko Mar Raha Tha
Logo Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhe Ho
Aadmi-Sala 1 Ghante Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kb Aaega

Muje Rashan Nai Mila

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 575 views

Why Pakistanis R Ez To Identify

8 Reasons Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.


*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Boy: Will you marry me?

Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: My family will not agree.

Boy: Who is in your family?

Girl: 1 Husband and 2 kids.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student Exam Shop

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se

Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se
“Kaash Tumhari Ankhain Hoten To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakty”
Shoher
“Agar Tum Khobsurat Hoten To Kya Ankhon Waly Tumhy Mere Leye Chorty?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Poltri Farm Malik Poltri farm malik ne

Poltri Farm Malik
Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)