Molvi ka masla
Aik shakhs ne molvi se pocha agr jungale me namaz parhte waqt share aa jae to namaz jari rakhni chahye ya nai.
Molvi:agr wozu rahe to jari rakhen.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 864 views
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