Funny
Ek newspaper me chhapa ki…
“50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hai”
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Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya..
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Fir next day jab ye chapa k”50%
ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti”
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Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 901 views
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