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Ek newspaper me chhapa ki…
“50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hai”
.
.
Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya..
.
.
Fir next day jab ye chapa k”50%
ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti”
.
.
Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 589 views
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