Fass Gaya Pathan

Teacher Class Mein Pathan Student Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Tum Kahaan Paida Hue?”

Pathan: “North Waziristan”

Teacher: “Iss Ki Spelling Batao”

Pathan: “Madam Ruko Mujhe Lagta Hai Main UK Mein Paida Hua Tha“

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