Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya
Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??
Santa: Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 773 views
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