Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views

Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga

Doosra aadmi,
Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa and Banta!

Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I want to Fail in 10th.

10thClass Student:- I want to Fail in 10th.

Friend:-Dad said If I got 80+ than Science
if less than than Arts
If I fail than I hv to "Marry"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.

Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaan Ka Number

Dosti May To Log Apni Jaan Bhide Dete Hai...
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Lekin Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)