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Amitabh is questioning a guy on kbc.
He asks him ‘meri company ka naam kya hain?’
Options : tisco, wipro, abcl, reliance.
The guys says ‘abcl’
Amitabh asks ‘sure, confident?’
The guys says ‘ yes confident’
Amitabh says ‘computerji abcl ko tala laga do’
The computer replies ‘abe gadhe abcl ko 2 saal se
tala laga hua hai !’

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 989 views
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