"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by usmanzahid (few years ago!) / 822 views

Sardar ki shadi hui.

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum

teacher: wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
student: apka mooh....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

cousin ki shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Apni mat waj jandi aye

Nargispeer k paon choo kar boli:

“baba ji koi changi mat deo”

Peer ji:

“O bibi burka pa k aaya kar

Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What's the matter?

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the woman's locker room.

When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)