"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by usmanzahid (few years ago!) / 881 views

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot. He Was Shown An Especially Fine One Which He Liked The Look Of, But He Was Puzzled By The Two Strings Which Were Tied To Its Feet. "What Are They For? " He Asked The Pet Shop Manager. "Ah Well, Sir, " Came The Reply, "Thats A Very Unusual Feature Of This Particular Parrot. You See, Hes A Trained Parrot, Sir, He Used To Be In The Circus.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kutta punch Q hilata hai

Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . . . nahi pata Ans :- Qki punch me itni takat nahi hoti K wo kute ko hila sake. ha ha ha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha

Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me atay huye
chair se takra k gir gya

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Dulhan: (ghabratay huye) aray shahid BHAI Aagaye ap

MORAL:Aur kro khandaan me shadi..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ultimate lines by a brokn heart

Ultimate lines by a brokn heart: wo mujhse mil kar itna roi ki
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uski naak ka bulbula dekh ke meri hassi nikaly gayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)