Aishwarya's Baby in school
Aishwarya's Baby in school..
Teacher- Who is ur grandpa?
Baby- Big B :)
Teacher- Who is ur mother?
Baby- Miss World :D
Teacher- Who is ur father?
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Baby- No Idea Sir Ji.. :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 793 views
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Krogi,
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Gowa ka master ji bacho ku english parha raha tha-----
Bacho ye ,, 'M',, hai .
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Girl : Impossible
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Boy : Lagi shartt ek “Pepsi” Ki ??
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Girl : Ok
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Boy ne zor Se gallay lgaya …
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Girl : Hey ! You touched me
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Boy : han to ro q rahi ho???
laa rha hoo na pepsi. :D
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Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
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