Teacher 2 pathan student: Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
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HANDS FREE !!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 867 views

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Madad ka shukria

Me ne aik larki ki madad ki to us ne mujhe thank u bola me ne kaha thank u mat bolo ye lo mera number aur 3 larkion ko send karo aur unhen kahao aage 3 ,3 ku send karen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Source of Financing

Commerce Professor Asks the Student:
What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business?





Student: "Father in Law". :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Way to Heaven

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I`m the new pastor in town, and I`d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I`ll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don`t even know the way to the post office!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy : My Girlfriend broke

Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new
boyfriend .
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Friend : Really Bad ,
What did you... do ?
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Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad ... DHinka
chika...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)