Wife to Husband
Wife: apny husband ko, Tum ne mujhe shadi se phely ku nahe bataya k
tumhari phely se he rani naam ke wife ha?
Husband: Ma ne bataya tu tha k Main tumhy RANI ki taraha rakhon ga.
by Agha Mansoor Ali (few years ago!) / 858 views
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