Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha
1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:Main CPU hoon... =P ;
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 570 views
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