Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,
...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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BOYS stands for
B:BADMASHI mai sab sai agay
O:OLLU ki tara raat mai jagay
Y:YARIYIAN nebhaye jaan laga ke
S:SHAREEF sirf maa baaf ke samnay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad
Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?
Papa: NAhi Beta
Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
He: Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your smallest wishes.
She: And what about the big wishes.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Super Bezti =D
Larki:
Mera bag 2500, sandal 2200 aur suit 3000 ka hai.
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Larka:
bs karo, pehlay apnay sir par dupatta sahi kr lo
5 rupay wali HAIR band nazar aarahi hai..:p
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:
2 Aisi Cheezo K Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Me Nhi Kha Sakte
Sardarji: Sir! Lunch Or Dinner.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Moon is better than Sun because
Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but Sun gives light in day
when light is not needed.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Full form of Girl
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G :Gappo mai sab se agey
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I : Innocent sirf shakal se
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R : Rone ki automatic
machine
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L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa Banta se:
America main Hollywood hai.
India mai Bollywood hai.
England mai kya hai ?
Banta:
England mai Collingwood hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)