Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,

Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,

Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,

...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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