Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 599 views

Did anyone lose money wrapped in

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan in P.C.O

Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se
mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa
gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas
mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun
gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO
se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain
ge :-d

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

I have windows installed

sardar to salesman,I want pink curtains for my computer,,,

Salesman;But computers don’t need curtains!

Sardar: Oye I have windows installed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Love Marriage Vs Arrange Marriage

Arrange Marriage Karoge To:
1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh
Badlega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)