Kahan ja rhe ho

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Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 915 views
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