Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 649 views

Ek bahut sundar kuwari

Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.

Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam

Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the

Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne" ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medical store se dawai kharidi

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi
Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Store Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡”
pathan: hum pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR
FRÉÉ:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Half a day

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this
afternoon!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

after few years of marriage

husband apni wife sey.
"jaan ummmmm don't you like kids
Wife "i love them chotey chotey terbuz k munh waley bchey.
After few years of marriage
wife "oye utha ley kbhi tu bhi isko tu ney bhi paida kiya hey koi mene internet se download nahi kiya

by rida (few years ago!)

Bad Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)