Janwar Hai, Usko Kya Pata
A man goes to see Jurassic Park with his friend.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.
When his friend asks him kyon bhai, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
The man replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 549 views
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