Pati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se
kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 954 views

kuttay ki maut

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Funny

doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Due To Rain , No Match

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Waah Re Pathano

Pathan Ne ek Bache Ka Kidnap Kiya Or Kaghaz Pe Yeh Likh Ke Bache Ki Peeth Pe Chipkaya

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pull Ke Neechy Pahuncha Do

Or Bache Ko Ghar Waapis Bhejh Diya

Doosrey Din Woh Pul Ke Neeche Gaya Tu Usse Paise Mil Gaye Or Sath Kaghaz Pe Likha Tha

Khuda Qasam Paise Ka Ghum Nahi, Ghum Iss Baat Ka Hai Ke Pathan Ne Pathan Ko Loota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)