ati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.
Pati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se
kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
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