Girl In Train

Girl In Train - Can I Sit Here ??
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Boy- Yes Of course.. Itz All Yourz ;)
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Girl- Can I Take Some Water ??
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Boy- Yes Why Not ;)
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Girl- BROTHER which Iz The Next Station ??
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Boy - Mere Dimaag Me GPS laga hua hai Kya

Chal Bhaaag Hatttt... Kamini Chudail Kahin Ki :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views
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