Aik aadmi talaab main naha raha tha.
Police wala kehta hai
“Chal ooye bahar aa kar kapry pehan
Teri Talashi leni hai!!

by HAQ (few years ago!) / 785 views

Santa to Bill Gates

Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Restaturant Me Koi Tifin Sath Le Jata Hai Kya

Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
.
.
.
Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lipstick Problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints.

Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to demonstrate.

The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror.

From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

21 Ka Raaj

Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Sarkar Ne Vote Dene Ki Age 18 Aur Shaadi Ki Age 21 Kyun Rakhi Hai ?

Kyunki Sab Jaante Hain Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Biwi Ko Nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath

Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath Bazaar Mein Ja Rahi Thi

Tabhi Usne Ek Sign Board Dekha, Jis Par Likha Tha.

Banarasi Saree 10 Rupaye,

Nylon Saree 8 Rupaye,

Cotton Saree 5 Rupaye,

Aurat Dekh Ke Khusi Se Pati Se Boli: “Mujhe 500 Rupaye Do, Main 50 Saree Kharidoongi”

Pati Mathe Pe Haath Marta Hua Bola: “Oye Soordas Ki Maa, Laundry Ki Dukan Hai Wo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)