BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch) Bna Rha Tha. B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 974 views

once a repoter asked rajnikant

once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....

rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

boy friend

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Purani Kahawat Hai Ki

Purani Kahawat Hai Ki..
Sote Waqt Koi Tension Le Kar Nahi Sona Chaiye
Fir Bhi..
Hum Aapko Yaad Kar Ke Sote Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do.

Salesman:
Bhai Itna Sara Petrol
Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon:
Jana Kahan Hai
Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)