Unmarried shaksh

Unmarried shaksh gher se nikalty hoay:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna",
aor
Gher enter hoty waqt,
... "Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

Married shakhs gher mein enter hoty waqt:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna"
aor

Gher se nikalty waqt,
"Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 585 views
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