Pathan Ki Aulad
1 Pathan 15 Sal Se
Allah Se Ro Ro K Aulad K Liye
Dua Mngta Rha
1 Din Pthan K Pas Frshta Aya
Aur Bola:
Khan Tujhe Khuda Ka Wasta
Hy Pehly Shaadi To Kr Le…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1146 views
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