Pathan Ki Aulad
1 Pathan 15 Sal Se
Allah Se Ro Ro K Aulad K Liye
Dua Mngta Rha
1 Din Pthan K Pas Frshta Aya
Aur Bola:
Khan Tujhe Khuda Ka Wasta
Hy Pehly Shaadi To Kr Le…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 777 views
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
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Police:Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visphotak samagari hai.
Santa-Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maike gyi H
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Q: 1 mooli doosri mooli se introduction kese poochegi?
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Socho
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Nahe pata?
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Simple yaar
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Ans:
Tou Kis Khait ki Mooli hai?
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Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar: Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Sardar: He He He He
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Boy Walks In To Class Room:
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down :P
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Son: Daddy, 4+3 how much?
Santa: Idiot, you don’t know anything? Go and bring the calculator from inside. I will teach.
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Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t
tell me where..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ka school me admision huwa
teacher:btao quiad e azam kon hai?
Sardar:hum ku kia pata hum tu khud school me naya aya hai
idhar kahein hu ga
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Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata :o
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
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