Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views

Naswar

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by ashfaq (few years ago!)

Zindagi Ki Race Me

Zindagi Ki Race Me
1st Aany K Liye Hamesha
Ye Soch Kr Bhago K Tm Nangy Ho
Or Peechy Sary Pathan Hein,
Phr Dekhna Jeet Sirf Tmhri Ho Ge Sirf Tmhari…!:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa : Badda dukh hoya

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What's for dinner??

A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!”
“Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)