A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

by shahzad (few years ago!) / 1069 views

maine apni beti ka shaadi

SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..

admi- meri kya galti thi??

santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are We Poisonous?

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Grace Before Meals

Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?

L-Johnny No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha

Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha:
1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai…
Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)