Ishq k Jazbat Ko

Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari

Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari

Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye

Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 862 views
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Han han han han han

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