Aaj Prty Kyu De Rhe Ho?

Wife: Aaj Prty Kyu De Rhe Ho?

Srdar:Kal Mera Scooter Kho Gaya
Bhagwan Ka Sukr Hai Ki Me Us
Par Nahi Baitha Tha
Varna Me Bhi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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