Lotto Winner :
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 665 views

agr dhamaka hogya

Aik kutta doosray se:

Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

by Farhan Safdar (few years ago!)

Valentine Day's

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar eurup gaya

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka
aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow
nai sunai.. =P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Us se next week darbar pe jaen ge

Girl:janu is week daily movie dekhen ge. Next week daily shoping karen ge
boy:us se next week darbar pe jaen ge.
Girl:wo kiun
boy:bheek mangne.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

THIS IS A CLASSIC

THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)