Lotto Winner :
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views

Rich

Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!)

If u Pass in Exams

Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle son: If i fail?

Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?

Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi Shuda Mard

Employee:
Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay
hain????????
Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat
hoti hai………….=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pati Ko Saza Kaise Di Jaye

Ek Ladki Ki Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Par Kuch Dino Baad Uska Apne

Pati Se Jhagda Ho Jata Hai,
Apne Pati Se Dhukhi Ho Kar Wo Apni Maan Ko Phone Karti Hai,

Ladki: “Maan, Mera Inse Jhagda Ho Gaya, Main Do Hafte Ke Liye Milne Aa Rahi Hoon”
Maan Bhi Bahut Shatir Dimaag Ki Thi Boli,

Maan: “Beti Use Sukh Nahi Saja Milani Chahiye, Tu Wahi Ruk Main Do Mahine Ke Liye Aa Rahi Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yehi koi 12 kilo

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo

Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)