Principal: Chaman tum class
Principal: Chaman tum class mein der se kyun aaye ho?
Chaman: Sir, gaadi puncture ho gayi thi….
Principal: To tumhe bus se aa jaana tha
Chaman: Socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 611 views
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Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
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Girl: not interested
Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
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Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai
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