Mai teri jaan nikal dungi
Teachr-
"Mai teri jaan nikal dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga.?
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Studnt- Tu,
Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views
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