Khwab
Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Me Aaya. News channel walu ne pucha..
Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ?
Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholu ga...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 823 views

Chand bhi kiya ajeeb cheze hy

Chand bhi kiya ajeeb cheze hy

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zalim jis me

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bachpan me Mamu & Jawani me Januuu Nazar Ata hyyyy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A physics student

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Aik Dost ko

Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:

Call urgently, she wants your number

ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein

phone nai utha raha ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mare ball

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd:Wo Kyun?
Sardar: Fikr Se?
Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)