Pathan
Khwab
Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Me Aaya. News channel walu ne pucha..
Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ?
Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholu ga...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 792 views
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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
.œThe RETURN of phoolan devi.,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab ho
gayi
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Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne
kaha k TEST
hongay
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SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Father was watching Fashi0n TV,
suddenly his younger Son came . , . . &
Father diplomatically said:
‘ Ghareeb larkiyan hen,kapre lene k lye b paise nhi’
Son: ‘ Is se b ghareb dekhni hai to CD hai mere pas’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan to his uneducated wife:
Come on darling lets go for a honey moon.
Wife: no dear I have to do some work at home,
Take my brother with you. :)
Pathan joy fully said “o yesssssssssssssssss”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. to patient's frnd: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete.
Frnd: Abe saale,
15minute pehle to accident hua..:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjus-Jao.
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao.
Servant-Janab..
6 ikhatte kyu nahi.
Kanjus-Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz Zyada mileygi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: tell me the names of all the planets..,!!!
Studnt: venus... earth...mars....:-/
Teacher: aur sunao
Studnt: bs bdiya..,ap sunao...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)