Kya tum pass ho gaye???
MOLU:kya tum pass ho Gaye
GOLU:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari
madam fail ho gayi
MOLU:kese
GOLU: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he
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