5000 sall
aj wo azeem din hai jab aj se
5000 sal
pehly
aik aisi
medcine
ejad hui
thi jis ki
waja
se
aaj
puri
dunya
k pathan
zinda hain
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 913 views
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