Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h

SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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