Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi
raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2159 views
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