Bin Laden’s Son Was Studying In An American School

Teacher Askd Him: I Have Four Apples How Can I Divide It Among Five Children?

He Answered: Kill One Child!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views

Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun

Sardar: I Love U Ka Kya Matlab Hy?

Girl: Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.

Sardar:
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat Besharam Hyn. Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blind

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qabar Ma Frishta

Qabr Ma Frishte 1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The Phr Bhi W0 Hans Rha Tha

Frishte Na Wja P0chi
To Usne Kha Ke:

Mai Khudkash Hamla Mai Mra Hu
Ye Sir Mera Ha 0r Jism Kisi Or Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu aur Pinki

Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.

Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.



Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Keeping hopes may not improve your future,

Ek Gadha : Yaar mera Malik mujhe bohot marta hai

Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?

Pehla Gadha : Bhaag to jaata... Par yahan future bright hai... Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai "Teri Shaadi Gadhey se kar doonga"
Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.

MORAL : Keeping hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of today.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)