barabar wali harr month
Wife : barabar wali harr month baad apne husbnd ke sath 10 ,
10 din ke liye ghoomne jaati hai. Aap kbhi le ke gye ??
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Husbnd : Qasam se , mene to 3 , 4 baar bola magar maani hi nhe
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 944 views
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