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Meri Taqdeer To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire

Nikla ... (",) <))--->*No Ball*;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views

C.I.D crime scene

Lady: Rahul mera bhai tha.
Daya: Kya Rahul Tmhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Ha… Rahul Mera bhai tha.
ACP: Rahul Such Me Tumhara Bhai tha?
Lady: Ha sir.. Wo mera bhai tha.
Abhijeet: My g0d…!
Is Ka matlb…
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Tm Rahul Ki Behan ho?? :D

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sardar Joke

In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else. It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend, there is no breakable item in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di

Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu
Son(K.G.)- MUMMY ne mera scale v tod diya
mere liye v ek GLASS lagao papa

by Raju (few years ago!)

Collingwood

santa Banta se:
America main Hollywood hai.
India mai Bollywood hai.
England mai kya hai ?
Banta:
England mai Collingwood hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

T.V Cable is Not For Kids

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V Cable is not Good for Kids,
They don't Study, So I got rid of it.

Banta: That's Good.

Santa: Now We have a Dish Installed. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)