Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe

Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha,

Santa Ne New Sim Khareed Kar Use Sms Kiya,

Maine Wo Sim Band Kar Diya Hai Ab Tera Baap Bhi Tang Nahi Kar Sakta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views
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