Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe
Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha,
Santa Ne New Sim Khareed Kar Use Sms Kiya,
Maine Wo Sim Band Kar Diya Hai Ab Tera Baap Bhi Tang Nahi Kar Sakta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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Pappu ne exam k liye Question.. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Que. the:"
1.China kis Desh me hai ??
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ??
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai ??
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai ??
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..
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I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!
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Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?
Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.
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George came home one day, very excited.
"Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!"
Jean responded "That must be that girl from number 32; no one likes her!"
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Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata
hai ki permission ke bina ander aana mna hai
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi
ander aaya hu
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ak aadmi dusre aadmi se bola:
1 aadmi : kash mujhe pyar ho jaye,kash mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye
2nd aadmi:are kya, to pagal ho gya aisa kya bol rha hai
1 aadmi : yaar log kehte hai na ki jab kise ko pyar ho jaye to uske rato ki neend aur din ka chain ud jata hai ,esliye keh rha hu ki mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye,sali mujhe to neend bahut ati hai....
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Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Angrez darwaza kholne ko hindi me kaise kahega...
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U dnt kw......?
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.Mai batata hu......
Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY."
Say ten times khud samajh aa jayega
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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)