“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 771 views
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