A Pakistani army soldier walks
A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.
To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."
Looking at the soldier he barked "What do you want?"
"Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1087 views
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