Ek chor amir aadmi
Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1025 views
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Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."
Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."
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Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
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Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!
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Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
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jate?"
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.
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Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?
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I: INNOCENT sirf shakal say
R: RONAY ki machine
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