Me bahir ja rha hun
Preeto: me bahar ja rahi hun aapke liyer coocker
me khichari set kar di hai, 2 2 siti laga kar kha
lena.
Santa: Muhn se 2 siti laga kar coocker kholta hai
aur bolta hai lagata aaj usne mujhe oollu bana diya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 772 views
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