Preeto: me bahar ja rahi hun aapke liyer coocker
me khichari set kar di hai, 2 2 siti laga kar kha
lena.
Santa: Muhn se 2 siti laga kar coocker kholta hai
aur bolta hai lagata aaj usne mujhe oollu bana diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 903 views

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Seeing a Bikini

A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk,

"I would like to see a bikini that fits me."

Clerk, "me too..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

It Must Be Tough Spending

Patient:
It Must Be Tough Spending All Day
With Your Hands In Someone’s Mouth.
Dentist:
I Just Think Of It
As Having My Hands In Their Wallet.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pathan

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Garmi lagti hai to kya kerte ho

Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)