Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views

Height of caring..

Height of caring..
Ek bar chiti hathi ke upar beth kar jaa rahi thi.Raste me kaccha pul aata hai.Usko dekh ke chiti-"Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utru?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…

Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…

Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen,

Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen,

SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen,

psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

Aur,

Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dbaen…!!;)

Telenor call krne ka shukria,
HAVE A 9ICE DAY.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agar Aisa Hota To Khabrein Masaledar Hoti

Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hote To Khabrein Aisi Hoti:

Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai.

Deepika Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya.

Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai.

Tej Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai.

Rakhi Pe Chadhne Walo Ki Tadaad Mein Ijaafa.

Rani Chalte-Chalte Bandh Ho Gayi.

Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla.

Katrina Par Gair Kanooni Dhang Se Chadhe Hue 7 Aadmi Giraftaar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Same dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor.

“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.

“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.

“I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can’t get it open.”

“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor. “Pull,” said the patient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Challak Miyan Biwi

Pathan:: Light nhi hai tau kambakht pankha hi chala do...

Biwi:: Aakhir pathan hi ho na, aqal tau hai hi nhi...
pankha chala diya tau mom-batti bhuj jayegi, pher andhery ma kia karogy.. :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)