pathan ki qaza namaz

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki... 2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

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