Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”

Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”

Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”

Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views

Aap Pagal Ho

Aap Pagal Ho

Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL ho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
.
.
Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.

Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?

Mehman: Chameli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye

Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya

BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do

Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tota bola PATHAN

Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?


Tota bola PATHAN.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)