Bechaari Ladki
Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”
Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”
Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Unmarried shaksh gher se nikalty hoay:
"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna",
aor
Gher enter hoty waqt,
... "Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..
Married shakhs gher mein enter hoty waqt:
"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna"
aor
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"Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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