Bechaari Ladki
Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”
Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”
Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 874 views
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Larkiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi
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Or Baki Aadhi
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ha ha ha
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Santa : yaar Biwi ki aadi tedi bate sun sunke mera man aisa karta he, ke use chhat se niche fenk duu :(
par me aisa nahi kar sakta :(
banta : kyo bhai ?? wo jyada hi moti he kya???
Santa : Nahi yaar , Sochta hu ki Agar wo chudeil bach gayi to mera kya hoga
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Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)