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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1140 views
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3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the
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q k
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ghayabtha.
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