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Imran: “ iss gaye (cow) ke singh kiun nahi hain?
Jalal: “ baaz ke paidaishi nahi hote, baaz ke larayi jhagray mein toot jate hain, baaz ke hum khood kaat dete hain lekin jis kit tum baat kar rahe ho yeh, gaye nahi gadha hai.”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1277 views
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